'This Guy Goes to the Doctor ...'

I'm not a joke person, but I liked this one passed along by the science fiction novelist Joe Haldeman:

This guy goes to the doctor to get his first prostate exam. The doc puts on his glove and sticks his fingers in to take a look. After awhile he says, "Son, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is you don't have prostate cancer!"

The guy says "So whats the bad news?"

Doc tells him, "You'll have to stop masturbating."

"Why?" the guy asks.

Doc says, "Because it's making me nervous!"

| health | 2008/06/26 10:27 AM | 7 COMMENTS

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You don't have to fear me anymore Rogers, you and I are pals.

Leave the over reactacting to my adoring fans.

# 1 | Rex | 2008-06-27 12:44 PM | link

Rodgers,

You should have a joke of the day on Drudge..something like: A Liberal walks into a bar....

# 2 | Boaz | 2008-06-27 04:26 PM | link

Boaz, the Retort is littered with jokes of the day, they just lack the self awareness to realize it.

# 3 | King Rex | 2008-06-27 04:54 PM | link

Rex is a joke every day.

# 4 | Rex | 2008-06-27 05:36 PM | link

Hahahahahaha, good one! You're a regular Henny Youngman.

*****
So, are we going to party?

# 5 | King Rex | 2008-06-27 08:55 PM | link

...aaaand point made.

# 6 | queen rex | 2008-06-28 07:46 AM | link

You've got me rolling on the floor laughing, I'm always in the mood for a good laugh, we need more of it these days of gas costing closer and closer towards the $5 a gallon mark!
Regards,
Allison English

# 7 | Allison English | 2008-07-06 04:52 PM | link

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